Signs I Wish I Could Post in my Office...

There are many things I would like to say or post in my office but probably won't because:

A: I am a big chicken and a people-pleaser
B: I might be fired
C: I want people to like me (please refer to A)

So in order to get this out of my system, I will post it here like a coward.

Here it goes:

I'm sorry...did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

I'm sorry...your lack of planning does not create an emergency for me!

Roll your own change! And turn your bills so they face the same direction! (#bookkeeper's problems)

I really don't care that you used to work at Bank of America and know how to "do accounting".

In response to:
 a. "well that's not how the old bookkeeper did things" or
 b. "I've never had to do it that way before":
     The old bookkeeper is dead to you...there's a new sheriff in town!
     I'm sorry you never followed the rules before but today is your day for redemption.

I'm sorry, but I don't fudge my audit. (I actually did say this one about a month ago...and then felt bad afterwards).

No, I cannot reimburse you for something that you didn't have approval to buy in the first place!

You do realize the Principal can hear you yelling at me...her office is only 3 doors down...

Thanks for allowing me this cathartic moment of venting!

I really do love my job! :)